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futurepress:

July 15th, 2015

Breaking News!

President Santorum plans to select two teens from each state, one gay and one lesbian between the ages of 12 and 18, to be placed in an arena to fight to the death in a televised spectacle. 

“The lone victor of this fight will serve as a reminder to other gay Americans of the kindness we demonstrate to them each day by letting them live. “

said President Santorum at last night’s White House gala.

(via lissabug)

mailmanramsey:

King Geoffrey final getting his Comeuppance, thanks to Sir Anthony Stark.

mailmanramsey:

King Geoffrey final getting his Comeuppance, thanks to Sir Anthony Stark.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope rick santorum is really 12.9 years old and gets kicked off tumblr

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